What's this? Medicine can be colorful and tasty like candy? Yes, that's the message we are sending today. If you've ever had a hard time getting your kids to take vitamins this is the perfect decoy. Everybody loves Jell-O, but the bigger question here is....are vitamin's food? I don't see why not. You put them in your mouth and they go where the food goes. Is anyone gonna argue with that logic? Put it in the comments...
VITAMIN JELL-O SHOTS
12 Jell-O shot containers
12 packets of Emergent-C Kids
1 Packet of Jell-O
Cut off the top off all the Emergen-C's and add the powder to the Jell-O powder in a bowl. Add one cup of boiling water to the mixture and stir until dissolved. Once dissolved add 1 cup of cold water. Arrange cups on a cookie sheet and pour 2 oz into each one. Store in fridge for several hours until they are ready to be enjoyed!
Think of all the wonderful things about this: It's a snack, it's fat free, it's filled with vitamin's and it can easily be carried in your purse. Take it to the park, to church, to the store...kids won't even know they are getting their daily balance of all that good shit they need.
Nothin' says America like taking a cultural dish, throwing some shit on it and claiming it as our own. In my MAGA recipes I highly suggest you steer away from the use of organic vegetables. I don't call them pesticides, fungicides or herbacides...I call that flavor.
What You'll Need
1 Pasilla pepper (pronounced in this recipe as "Pass-ill-uh")
1/4 cup cream cheese
pinch of salt & pepper
You'll want to roast the pepper first off for 40 minutes. I usually do five or six at a time and freeze the ones I don't use for later. Slice the roasted pepper into strips and set aside. Beat the three eggs together with salt and pepper. Add the cream cheese in mini-chunks to the egg mixture. You'll now want to start heating up a pan at medium heat. Cover the pan in butter, lots of it. When the butter starts to bubble, you'll add the egg mixture and the peppers. Scramble them with a spatula and remove from heat once they are the consistency you like.
Bwenos Stillas and enjoy!
You might start out crying from the onions, but you'll end up crying from the beautiful dish you cannot get enough of. This is essench a Pico de Gallo with strawberry's added to it. Supremely easy and great with a number of thing including fish.
Not everyone knows, but Oregon strawberry's are thee best on the planet. Myth has it that they were delivered by UFO's, dropped into magic manure, pissed on by a Pegasus and sprouted by Fey fertilizer. Any strawberry's you can get will work, just sayin'.
PICO DE FRESAS
2 Cups of chopped strawberry's
2 Cups of chopped tomatoes
1 Chopped red onion
1-2 chopped jalapenos (depending on hot hot you like it)
2 Garlic cloves
1 Bunch of Cilantro
4 limes juiced
Salt to taste
Once you chop all of the fruits and veggies you'll toss together in the juice of the limes. Add salt to taste and then leave in the fridge to marinate.
This juice is a great marinade for chicken, but it can be used as a chutney over Halibut, Ahi tuna or Tilapia. Hell, it's good enough to just dip some tortillas chips into. Add beer to your mouth for flavor!
From making complete hungover shit piles to simply taking pictures of food and then throwing it away, I seek to aid with even the most nonsensical of food and beverage absurdities.
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