Nothing says MAGA like taking a cultural dish and taking a deep deposit on it. How does one take a deposit on a classic...well...making it much more difficult than it actually is. Is that all? No...you ALSO have to make everyone feel as if it is some kind of shortcut. That is what we are going to do with today's recipe for Vietnamese Pho. What you'll need are accessories, accessories, accessories. Instead on just a stove and a pot we're going to cook this on a campfire twist on compact stove top, an individual propane tank, a slab of tile and the great outdoors. Feel free to also bring a dog, a five room tent, some guns, a monster truck with a tool box and a cooler full of beer.
Optional adds: (for added flavor)
Directions: Heat water on high until it boils. When boiling add broth. Cook beef slices, mushrooms and/or shrimp until done then remove from heat. Add garnishes per your liking.
Make it a party and provide individual units for ALL your guest. It's a fun activity and brutal to plan!
From making complete hungover shit piles to simply taking pictures of food and then throwing it away, I seek to aid with even the most nonsensical of food and beverage absurdities.
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