Happy 4/20 everyone! It's the perfect day to start a blog about food. There's so many recipes you can make while you're stoned: condiment frittata's, beef ramen, chicken ramen, spicy chicken ramen and chips to name a few.
One of my fav's is blah-camole, a poor person's twist on guacamole. This recipe is perfect for students and anyone who just doesn't have any money...namely poor people.
Avocado's are great. We're not going to use those. To poor people avocado's are like tiny grenades in the produce section: we run from them. We know that if we stand there long enough we'll buy them because they are so good, but they will explode our wallets when we get to the cashier. In this recipe I use frozen peas as a substitute for avocado's. Nothing says poor like peas.
Blend the peas in a counter top blender. Chop the tomato, onion, jalapeno, cilantro and garlic in a separate bowl. Add the juice of the lime to the pico mixture then salt. Now mix in the peas and voila you have an edible, green, mock guac. Grab your fav bag of chips and marry the two. Hold a ceremony. Smoke a bowl. Enjoy!
From making complete hungover shit piles to simply taking pictures of food and then throwing it away, I seek to aid with even the most nonsensical of food and beverage absurdities.
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