You've made it...congratulations! You're a druggy in the end days. Might seem like a good time to "pick up", however, as counter intuitive as it may seem you have to think about shortages of everything. Shortages mean mandatory detoxes and forced withdrawal, so whatcha say we stop being zombies before we have to actually be zombies and put the crack and herin down for a second. Wouldn't you rather quit on your own? I know I would...so here's a few suggestion to help so when the real REAL end days hit we don't find ourselves not high and dry...
Keep Hallucinations Away from the Global Elite - The illuminati are stressful to think of sober so why would you think RIGHT NOW is a really great time to mull over the details of the Free Masons gone awry? You can’t pick up the handle of a coffee mug, do you really think you’re going to care bear stare the pure bloodline crap out of the all seeing eye on a dollar bill? You can still keep this a hunnah pahcent by not trying to solve the 1%. That's all gonna make you feel anxious and out of control then before you know it apathy will set in and you'll be right back to zero solving the worlds problems one bag at a time.
Don't Sweat The Small Stuff - You know you are sweating like a whore in church right now so don’t be eating bacon or chips” says doctor nobody, a physician we made up here at the institute of glandular technology. “Bacon and chips gets ground down by your teeth and anything that doesn’t get stored as fat comes out your sweat.” If this isn’t a good argument for not sweating the small stuff (even just psychologically) than we don’t know what is. If you are sweating a bunch of gross stuff and looking generally gross and smelling gross, you're going to feel just as gross as if you were using...bitch take care of yoself!
Stop Thinking You Are Going To Be Mark Cuban Tomorrow - Detoxing releases toxins, but also dillusions of grandeur. When you are clean for two days and discover that no one wants to schedule you for a TedTalk don't freak out like you are Justin Bieber and there's no peanut M&M's in the green room. It takes time to get your life back on track and there is no express lane. The super-demanding/non-providing cast member never makes it on survivor....not even close. Get clean so you can get wit it in time to be useful cause that takes time.
Judge it on the Pie - We used to judge how good our shit was on the high, now we judge how bad the comedown is on our shits. Or the lack thereof. Withdrawal can involve an entanglement of no to severe bowel movements, do you really want to be jumping through firey hoops while your anus is also on fire? These are things you need to be thinking about NOW so you don't have to face some biblical burning bush with a burning butthole.
Disclaimer: Homelessness is Not a Theoretical Substitute for Real Life Wilderness and Survival Training - Sure, you may know how to make a remote spammer out of Huawei Phone, jump start a selenoid with a screwdriver or inject someone with meth that is overdosing on heroin and those are all really great traits, but when the supply runs dry so does rationale. There's no gadget you can build that will make your buddies stop looking at you like you like they want to murder you cause they think you plotted an elaborate scheme to hide the last remaining shard. As much as you want to tell yourself that living without material things and making your way on the streets has helped you develop survival skills, those skills are out the window when you are a) looking for dope b) around other people looking for dope and c) withdrawing off dope. You may have the basics of some survival training and a good starting point, but you need to get off the drugs first and then pursue real life wilderness and survival training to be fit to utilize those skills to any great degree if things got entirely catastrophic.
So I hope I've convinced you where other doctors, teachers, commercials, and decades of your own personals mistakes have failed to do so that now is the perfect time to stop doing meth or heroine or crack or bath salts or whatever it is that is keeping you from your apocalyptic potential. And forget your potential....just think about that detox...yikes!