Are you sick of planning all the dates? Do you feel like the only interesting or better yet interest-ed party in your party of two? Maybe it's time to lead your partner towards a little thing called self-drive. The thing is that you are so used to coming up with the ideas that you are now pigeonholed as the planner. Wah-wah. Studies show the best way to get your sig other to change is by manipulating them into thinking said change is their idea (What study you ask? Me studying your ass, this is a parody site I can do W.T. Fuck I want!) In effect the best way to reverse the roles and get them to squeeze out a miniscule, pebble of an idea you have to learn how to fake a boregasm. A boregasm is the opposite of an orgasm, instead of joy you are experiencing pain...they do, however, sound EXACTLY the same.
First you'll want to play a few rounds of "What do you want to do tonight". After six to eight "I don't know, what do you want to do tonight's" you are ready to begin the moanage. Hold your lips agape and with the back of your throat you'll do a chant-like "Aaahhhhhhh". At first he will be alarmed, thinking you have been hurt. In response you will give him a look like "Got any real answers". When he doesn't respond because his resource center is still backed up, you'll let out a long "Uhhhhhgggggggggggggggg" Shake your head once you've pinched off your sigh as to appear completely disappointed in your choice of partner. Then be silent. In this moment of silence they will be assessing what just happened. It will give them time to think back to what triggered such an extreme response. When they come back they will have a lame idea. Now you'll want to flail onto the floor and act like you're having a mini-seizure meanwhile saying "No, no, no, no, no" Now they will feel the pressure to come up with something good AND fast. It doesn't matter what it is going to cost or what they have to do, they are willing just to get you to stop. If you do it right you might even get to go to the Escape Room or some other novelty date that lame partners usually HATE.