Be it known by all, that ______________, (Regal title) whose address is _________________ (A pleasant noun) to _________________ (Noun ending in "bag" aka Douchebag, scumbag, goat bag) whose address is ___________________ (an unpleasant noun) all right, title, interest and claim to the following real estate property located at ____________________ (another term for hell) in the city/township of ________________ (another name for the devil) and state of ________________ (mental illness) and zip of _________________ (regular illness) to wit.
Property having lot number _________________ (a number), with the section number _________________ (an animal), and having the following description ___________________(a color).
FOR VALUABLE CONSIDERATION, in the amount of __________ (a low number) dollars, given in hand, and for other good and valuable consideration the receipt and sufficiency of which is hereby acknowledged.
BE IT FURTHER KNOWN that this transfer shall be effective as of ___________________ (day of the week), and that the grantor makes no promises as to the ownership of title to the above referenced Property, but simply agrees to transfers whatever interest the Grantor has in it to the Grantee.
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD all of Grantor's right, title and interest in and to the above described Property is hereby transferred unto the Grantee, Grantee's heirs, administrators, executors, successors and/or assigns shall have, claim or demand any right or title to the aforementioned property, premises or appurtences or any party thereof.
______________________________________________ (Signature of famous clown)